http://scottstolz.comenThis site tracks my internet activityhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KWJ7yvcT8&feature=youtube_gdata6/19/2009 1:07:01 PM[DAPPY] ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh (na na naii) ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh (Tinchy Stryder) ah uh uh oh (N dubz) ah uh uh oh (yo) [TINCHY] it was nothing but a quick think kids games, kiss chase, just a quick fling now im hoping you never go missing now im telling you, you can hold this ring, watch how it glistens it was done as quick as the wind blows didnt think i would ever be involved so i even wrote a song called dont go now its just you and me on a love row Dappy like dino us two tip toes duck dive get low and now i care less about who knows now were deep in way past intro dappy explain yo [BRIDGE][DAPPY] see never did i think a boy like me would be in need when all i really wanted was to have some fun now im losing my head, im telling you one thing youre number one [CHORUS] see i dont understand how youre number one when it was just a fling before now, youre the one see all i did was blink twice, from my homie to my only number one ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh [TINCHY] yo it was all now never planned no after it was like games jokes laughter live for the moment, left it all open now im in deep, flames, lava, breathe, karma and now im stating, see i never saw this in my daydream its really you that im fully rating and the days here no more waiting pay it all wise to the smart man raised him i was so hurt, pain, aching on the wrong path then a good girl saved him thats why im letting her know shes amazing [BRIDGE][DAPPY] see never did i think a boy like me would be in need when all i really wanted was to have some fun now im losing my head, im telling you one thing youre number one [CHORUS] see i dont understand how youre number one when it was just a fling before now, youre the one see all i did was blink twice from my homie to my only number one you lift me off the ground i always want you around i aint gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way you lift me off the ground i always want you around i aint gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way [TINCHY] yo, i aint never gunna let nothing get in the way you play your cards all right youre on As you make my nights so bright youre my days you took me out of the maze you are number one [CHORUS][DAPPY] see i dont understand how youre number one when it was just a fling before now, youre the one see all i did was blink twice from my homie to my only number one you lift me off the ground i always want you around i aint gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way you lift me off the ground i always want you around i aint gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way [OUTRO][TINCHY] youre number one youre in the race youre a leader girl youre out of this world i cant see ya and now you got a place in my heart its funny how you actually went from my homïe to my only number onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk&feature=youtube_gdata5/26/2009 7:29:53 PMhttp://amiestreet.com/music/santigoldhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2a8TRSgzZY&feature=youtube_gdata5/22/2009 2:16:12 PMhttp://www.vendorclientvideo.com Produced by Scofield Editorial, Inc. Casting Agency: Artistic Enterprises Casting Director: Michelle Moore Video Store Customer: David Meek Video Store Clerk: Nick Krcek Restaurant Customer (Male): Andy Guerdan Restaurant Customer (Female): Andrea Gregory Server: Landon Mitchell Chef: Ron Pinkney Hair Stylist: Chris Cones Salon Patron: Anna Martinez Additional Crew: Lighting Director: Luke Amos Camera Assist/Best Boy/Boom Op: Benjamin Dewhurst Location Audio/Mix: Ben Ericsen Special Thanks to: Earshot Audio Post Mass Ave Video Marco's Restaurant & Lounge Secrets Nail & Hair Salonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxwR3DwBs4k&feature=youtube_gdata3/7/2009 1:10:31 AMThe Houston Business Meetup Group Video Interview Series. Lydia Smith of Avanti Creative Marketing and United Resources Network.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tt-WIdmCVQ&feature=youtube_gdata1/3/2009 9:31:04 AMHerein Alexandra and Lizz throw down some rhymez in response to the phenomenon of YouTube haters and their wack comments. (Adapted from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot.) **DISCLAIMER: A number of people have pointed out that not all thirteen-year-olds use incorrect spelling and grammar. This is a fair point, and we'd like to note that we are, indeed, well aware that a number of thirteen-year-olds are highly articulate. It was the best we could come up with as a rhyme, unfortunately, so we kept it in there, although it is the one lyric with which we are less than happy. We have no more desire to hate on thirteen-year-olds than we do on epileptic porcupines (apologies in advance to any of those who might be watching this video, as well). Also, as OrsoIclaim so insightfully points out in the comments, such statements might seem to imply that "if you're 13, you're ALLOWED to talk lyke dis." Allow us to formally state that we by no means sanction the use of improper spelling and grammar among people of any age. Thanks! ** Lyrics: Oh, my God. Lizz, look at this Youtube comment. It is so grammatically incorrect. It looks like it was written by an epileptic porcupine who speaks English as a third language. Yeah, but, you know, who understands those YouTube haters' comments anyway? They only spend hours derogatively responding to other people's videos because they lack the creative capacity to produce compelling and entertaining video content of their own. I mean, their insults, they're just so... Lame? We like proper English and we cannot lie You YouTubers can't deny That when illiterate kids start hating on your vids With ignorant crass replies You're ashamed, of your fellow man 'Cause you realize they don't understand Basic principles of writing Plus their insults are unexciting Oh baby, we wanna go meet 'em And try to teach 'em Some basic diction and grammar Or smash their heads in with a hammer! First of all, punctuation That's a very good place to start Just use some, use some 'Cause otherwise it's a run-on! We've seen whole comments, 57-word comments, without a period, comma, or semicolon to be seen We're tired of starin' at the screen, Tryin' to figure out what you mean. Take a couple seconds to end your sentence, So you won't sound thirteen. So haters! (Yeah) Haters! (Yeah!) Do your comments need translators? (Yeah!) Then punctuate. Capitalize. It makes a difference, guys! Yo comments are wack. You like to swear and curse And use hateful words You just can't help yourself, you have to take your feelings out On innocent people. Every other word Is (booop), maybe or, (booop booop). We're not looking for Dr. Seuss Just cut back on the harsh abuse. You always seem like you're screamin' So please turn off your capslock Gotta tone it down, Only capitalize proper nouns. So I'm lookin at Top Videos, Is that comment talking bout "hose"? If you're gonna insult me At least spell it correctly. A word to the comment spammers, what are you thinking? I don't want you linkin' To your porno site. in my video about Twilight And Breaking Dawn. (Edward's got it goin' on) But to get back to our song U like 2 type numbers and letters And we r not sure y And for some strange reason You pluralize by adding z's on. So haters! (Yeah?) Haters! (Yeah?) You think I should get a life? (Hell Yeah!) Well, what about you? You're spending your time Watching my supposedly lame video and commenting on it and stuff Yo comments are wack! "dood u look liek a emo punk b**** seriusly i want my 4 min back later youtube im out ~johnny" "wtf r u some kind of gay hobo the best you can do is stick ur head in a toilet u lame dork nurd" So you're clearly homophobic, throwin' words like "queer" and "faggot," Or else you refer to racial slurs, regardless Of whether they apply in con- Text or make sense at all You can operate a computer But you don't know how to spell I know some words are tricky Like "what" and "our" and "know" You could make some flashcards It's really not that hard Plus you're callin' people fat And we ain't down with that 'Cuz you're hiding behind your username Like it's some kinda game. To the You Tube Haters and Slammers Just listen to one last thing While we still have your attention We've got one more thing to mention. Sometimes "Your" is possessive, But other times it means You Are. Put apostrophes when you need em, And otherwise just delete em. So haters if you're too confused About which form of "their" to use Go to sistersalad's YouTube page And learn some ways to make Yo comments less wack Yo comments are wack Think you're bein' clever but yo comments are wack Can't even understand you 'cuz yo comments are wack Tryin' to be funny but yo comments are wack Looking like a hack 'cuz yo comments are wackhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLaZ-8IMtt0&feature=youtube_gdata12/25/2008 7:11:15 PMmusic download → http://djearworm.com/united-state-of-pop-2008.htm http://facebook.com/earworm A Mashup of the Top 25 Hits of 2008, according to Billboard. Tracklist: Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain - Low Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love Alicia Keys - No One Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major - Lollipop Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - Apologize Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown - No Air Sara Bareilles - Love Song Usher Featuring Young Jeezy - Love in This Club Chris Brown - With You Chris Brown - Forever Ray J & Yung Berg - Sexy Can I Rihanna - Take a Bow Coldplay - Viva La Vida Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl T.I. - Whatever You Like Rihanna - Disturbia Rihanna - Don't Stop the Music Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine Chris Brown Featuring T-Pain - Kiss Kiss Ne-Yo - Closer Colbie Caillat - Bubbly Mariah Carey - Touch My Body Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes Pink - So What Finger Eleven - Paralyzerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE&feature=youtube_gdata12/23/2008 1:43:41 PMFor more, visit http://failblog.org/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmb0d-E8_UM&feature=youtube_gdata11/25/2008 2:29:33 PMAccording to social media analyst Charlene Li, selling a product is much like selling a candidate. The best approach is tap into your core group of supporters, empower them to evangelize on your behalf and then let go! Li says that the rise of social networks has impacted the way politicians communicate with their base and that businesses can learn to have a conversation, rather than "message" their audience. Another tip -- businesses should develop a thicker skin when it comes to negative feedback and respond to criticism in real-time, like politicians are doing via the internet.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_YJR9-BRyM&feature=youtube_gdata4/5/2008 1:55:01 AMName: Telepopmusik Album: Angel Milk Title: Don't Look Back Sit Still, and close your eyes What's behind the other door, oh No more silence, don't kill this thing we got called love Just searching for the perfect drug When Love comes calling Don't look back When love comes calling Don't look away [x2] And I'm standing over here Watching you over there Smiling, happy, unaware Oh, life is spinning round You're going underground, forgetting who we were Let's try and keep it just one more day When Love comes calling Don't look back When love comes calling Don't look away [x2] You take your love And throw it all around Like it's nothing special Just a sound Let me say one more thing I don't think you realize That a day is like a year sometimes (When Love comes calling Don't look back When love comes calling Don't look away) [x2] When Love comes calling Don't look back When love comes calling Don't look away [x2]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTugjssqOT0&feature=youtube_gdata2/6/2008 2:10:28 PMCarnegie Mellon Professor Randy Pausch gave a lecture on Time Management at the University of Virginia in November 2007. Randy Pausch -- http://www.randypausch.com -- is a virtual reality pioneer, human-computer interaction researcher, co-founder of Carnegie Mellon's Entertainment Technology Center -- http://www.etc.cmu.edu -- and creator of the Alice -- http://www.alice.org -- software project. The slides for this lecture and high-res downloadable versions of this and other lectures can be found at: http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/Randy/.